Episode 02 - You Must Meet My Wife (03/10/2010)
Bree makes the mistake of backing her car down the driveway while gazing longingly at her handyman, Keith. THUMP! Bree’s back bumper has a rude run-in with Juanita as she rides by on her bike. At the hospital, Gaby says Juanita will be fine but will need to stay a few days for observation. She also asks Bree and Andrew to stop running down members of her family. Not an unreasonable request.
"I have postpartum depression."
Bree finds Keith to be too much of a sexual distraction, so she fires him. But a little pep talk from Mrs. McCluskey about living life to the fullest inspires her to hire him back. Of course, she ends up backing her car into the guy before they can discuss the possibility of a health plan.
With Carlos out of town, Gaby fields all the usual allergy questions from the nurse. She’s a little confused after the nurse asks when Juanita was adopted. See, both Carlos and Gaby are blood type O. Juanita is type A. Gaby worries that she may have gotten so drunk during a ski weekend eight years ago that she may have conceived Juanita with a French guy she affectionately referred to as “le package.” She thinks Juanita might be French!
Gaby tries to convince Carlos that she suffers from a rare condition known as sexsomnia. She says, “It’s like sleepwalking except instead of using your legs you use your…you know.” Carlos realizes the reason Gaby has concocted such a wild story is because she thinks she may have unwittingly cheated on him. He has no choice but to tell Gaby the truth. Juanita is not their daughter. Gaby is beyond crushed.
Maxine, the Va-Va-Va-Broom.com entrepreneur, gives Susan a few tips on how to make her lingerie-wearing housecleaning a little more tantalizing for her online audience. Guess those throw pillows were very naughty judging by the way Susan spanks them. Mike is totally turned on when walks in during one of Susan’s sultry spring cleaning sessions. Fortunately, Susan is able to disable the webcam before they get down and dirty. The cash Susan is pulling in is certainly helpful, but the pain she feels in lying to her husband is hard to take.
Tom has been diagnosed with male postpartum depression. Lynette’s not buying it. Renee suggests that Lynette doesn’t really listen to her hubby. So, she’s been hearing him out during some late night chats and dinner at a nice French restaurant. Mon Dieu! Is that Renee holding Tom’s hand in a back booth? Oui! It is!
Lynette and Renee do their usual bicker-banter before eventually making up and Tom finally gets a little understanding from his loving wife. However, Tom gets a little anxious when he hears that Renee is moving into Edie’s old place. He says that Lynette can never know what happened between them many years ago. Hmm.
"Did I or did I not tell you to butt the hell out of my marriage?"
A disheveled blonde woman walks down Wisteria Lane carrying a suitcase and a goldfish in a bowl. Who is she, you ask? Well, Paul Young says she’s his wife, Beth. She used to send him lots and lots of steamy love letters while he was in prison. So…they got married. How romantic.
"You went off to bed and left me and Frenchy drinking at the hotel bar and friends don't let friends flirt drunk."
Beth is more than willing to play the role of Paul’s wife but conjugal visits are still not an option. See, Beth never thought Paul would get out of jail. Now she’s just as creeped out by him as everyone else which means Beth should fit right in on Wisteria Lane unless, of course, Paul ends up killing her.
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Bree makes the mistake of backing her car down the driveway while gazing longingly at her handyman, Keith. THUMP! Bree’s back bumper has a rude run-in with Juanita as she rides by on her bike. At the hospital, Gaby says Juanita will be fine but will need to stay a few days for observation. She also asks Bree and Andrew to stop running down members of her family. Not an unreasonable request.
"I have postpartum depression."
Bree finds Keith to be too much of a sexual distraction, so she fires him. But a little pep talk from Mrs. McCluskey about living life to the fullest inspires her to hire him back. Of course, she ends up backing her car into the guy before they can discuss the possibility of a health plan.
With Carlos out of town, Gaby fields all the usual allergy questions from the nurse. She’s a little confused after the nurse asks when Juanita was adopted. See, both Carlos and Gaby are blood type O. Juanita is type A. Gaby worries that she may have gotten so drunk during a ski weekend eight years ago that she may have conceived Juanita with a French guy she affectionately referred to as “le package.” She thinks Juanita might be French!
Gaby tries to convince Carlos that she suffers from a rare condition known as sexsomnia. She says, “It’s like sleepwalking except instead of using your legs you use your…you know.” Carlos realizes the reason Gaby has concocted such a wild story is because she thinks she may have unwittingly cheated on him. He has no choice but to tell Gaby the truth. Juanita is not their daughter. Gaby is beyond crushed.
Maxine, the Va-Va-Va-Broom.com entrepreneur, gives Susan a few tips on how to make her lingerie-wearing housecleaning a little more tantalizing for her online audience. Guess those throw pillows were very naughty judging by the way Susan spanks them. Mike is totally turned on when walks in during one of Susan’s sultry spring cleaning sessions. Fortunately, Susan is able to disable the webcam before they get down and dirty. The cash Susan is pulling in is certainly helpful, but the pain she feels in lying to her husband is hard to take.
Tom has been diagnosed with male postpartum depression. Lynette’s not buying it. Renee suggests that Lynette doesn’t really listen to her hubby. So, she’s been hearing him out during some late night chats and dinner at a nice French restaurant. Mon Dieu! Is that Renee holding Tom’s hand in a back booth? Oui! It is!
Lynette and Renee do their usual bicker-banter before eventually making up and Tom finally gets a little understanding from his loving wife. However, Tom gets a little anxious when he hears that Renee is moving into Edie’s old place. He says that Lynette can never know what happened between them many years ago. Hmm.
"Did I or did I not tell you to butt the hell out of my marriage?"
A disheveled blonde woman walks down Wisteria Lane carrying a suitcase and a goldfish in a bowl. Who is she, you ask? Well, Paul Young says she’s his wife, Beth. She used to send him lots and lots of steamy love letters while he was in prison. So…they got married. How romantic.
"You went off to bed and left me and Frenchy drinking at the hotel bar and friends don't let friends flirt drunk."
Beth is more than willing to play the role of Paul’s wife but conjugal visits are still not an option. See, Beth never thought Paul would get out of jail. Now she’s just as creeped out by him as everyone else which means Beth should fit right in on Wisteria Lane unless, of course, Paul ends up killing her.
Desperate Housewives is an American television comedy-drama series created by Marc Cherry, who also serves as show runner, and produced by ABC Studios and Cherry Productions. Executive producers, as of the fourth season, are Marc Cherry, Bob Daily, George W. Perkins, John Pardee and Joey Murphy, David Grossman, Larry Shaw and Sabrina Wind.
The setting of the show is the street of Wisteria Lane in the fictional American town of Fairview in the Eagle State. It follows the lives of a group of women, seen through the eyes of their dead neighbor. They work through domestic struggles and family life, while facing the secrets, crimes and mysteries hidden behind the doors of their—at the surface—beautiful and seemingly perfect suburban neighborhood.
The show features an ensemble cast, headed by Teri Hatcher as Susan Mayer, Felicity Huffman as Lynette Scavo, Marcia Cross as Bree Van de Kamp and Eva Longoria as Gabrielle Solis. Brenda Strong narrates the show as the deceased Mary Alice Young, appearing sporadically in flashbacks or dreams.
Since its premiere on ABC on October 3, 2004, the show has been well received by viewers and critics alike. The show is a multiple Emmy, Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award winner, and in April 2007 it was reported to be the most popular show in its demographic worldwide, with an audience of approximately 120 million.
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MU : 350mb ~dstanley-couchpotatoes.blogspot~
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